Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness no matter the cost #1

This is the first entry in a series on some basic information regarding what goes on in my life.

• Item: Now living in Newport News, Virginia.
• Item: We're looking to move to Hampton, the city south of Newport News by next week.
• Pretty sure I have work teaching at a CC.
  
• Item: People who slow down while driving into the I-64 Bridge & Tunnel are fucking idiots. 55 mph! Anyone going slower should be thrown to the sharks. It should not take 1.5 hours to go 30 miles to the ocean, especially Saturday evening. Next time people go slow, I say flood the tunnel. See if Stallone can save your asses then with a 20% approval rating.